lol – Page 10 – Loki is the Philosopher King

kingloptr:

The Golden City of Asgard

R.I.P.

i hope my mom never finds out about the stuff i draw in my free time cX

ziskeit:

May 19th, 2009: Our apologies to the families of Chris Hemsworth and Tom Hiddleston, we’re sure they’re very proud of you.

Oh yeah! Whatever happened to these guys? Anyone know?

christichris:

justhurtingalot:

Isn’t it weird how you can actually feel the pain in your chest and stomach when something really hurts your feelings

This is actually because it activates your vagus nerve! Basically your body goes “we are so upset! We must be injured! Where???? On the inside guts! Those are confusing and hard to differentiate!!! Confusing guts are hurt!”

lokilovesthorki:

Where can I buy one of these ?

catwinchester:

xekstrin:

noirandpumpkinspice:

oh-mother-of-darkness:

oh-mother-of-darkness:

Who wants to hear my new conspiracy theory about lawyers

Can’t legally lie, but they trade in half-truths and misleading language

Obsessed with contracts

Required to follow the letter (but not the spirit) of the law

Really good at exploiting loopholes

Range from semi-helpful to openly malevolent

Conclusion?? Faeries

Well I mean the places where we do our main business are even called “courts” so it’s not like we’re trying that hard to hide it.

#the strongest of us are able to cast enough of a glamour to be appointed or elected judges over human lives

notenoughfanfics:

Study peeps baby steps to world domination

pokemon-diamond-version:

pokemon-diamond-version:

captainsnoop:

the fact that obama got called in on jury duty is hilarious. imagine you’re in court on some petty misdemeanor like a traffic violation and fuckin obama is there in the jury

imagine if obama pronounced you guilty

it’d be the living embodiment of this meme

pedeka:

barbeauxbot:

shippingisnotactivism:

“as long as the ship is not illegal”

there’s… no such thing… as illegal ships. nobody cares about your ships. holy shit I can’t, please log off tumblr ONCE in a while

In the fandom justice system, shipping based offenses are considered especially heinous. On Tumblr, the dedicated detectives who investigate these vicious felonies are members of an elite squad known as the Shipping Wars Unit.

These are their stories.