writernotwaiting:

Oh. My. God.

Loki/Mayhem from the Allstate Insurance ads. Rated E.

“I am the start of a string of overconfident decisions. Right now I’m your best bet to catching the Grandmaster’s eye. And your best bet: sleeping with Mayhem like me.”

This is gloriously funny, guys!

@raven-brings-light @pedeka @lunariagold @philosopherking1887 @veliseraptor @gaslightgallows @incredifishface @stmonkeys @calamity-cain @satanssyn-n-things @darklittlestories @angrymadsygin @icybluepenguin 

I was skeptical of the premise, but that was really funny and clever, and even (dare I say) a little poignant.

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