“I’ll say it. I like to fuck. I do it a lot. And sometimes it gets me into unfortunate situations. Like right now. Right now I am royally fucking fucked.” (source)
Can I say I love how this could be either of them? Likely both at the same time?
Is it because I think Loki was sleeping his way to the top of Sakaar?
Just because I think Loki may have been getting it on with other people doesn’t mean I stopped shipping Thorki, and I honestly have no idea how you got that impression from me.
Some people are taking this frostmaster thing so seriously.
It’s not a wedding it’s literally Jeff Goldblum’s orgy side-ship; no strings attached is the actual password.
My thoughts *exactly*. I am having Loki side ship feels but yeah. OTP “monogamy” just makes no sense to me? Of course, monogamy makes no sense to me. 😂
Also, like…I’m just saying I think some Loki/Grandmaster shenanigans *happened in canon.* Not that I want them to ride off into the sunset together.
Meanwhile, please peruse my AO3 for like 200k worth of brother-fucking thorki porn with nary a Jeff Goldblum in sight LOL.
These have to be young ones who didn’t grow up with Dr. Malcolm? Jeff Goldblum is a sex wizard. He is a force of nature. He is if SEX & GRAVITY mated. I’m side-shipping EVERYONE ALWAYS with Jeff Goldblum since I was like 15.
… I am deceased from this gif.
But check out my corpse
The Goldblum Effect. It’s just- uh- science.
“Jeff Goldblum’s orgy side-ship” – excellent play on the word “ship” there 😉
soooo… are we all ignoring the strange looks that the grandmaster gives to Loki or also the fact that Loki gave Thor the access key to the Commodore (also known as the grandmaster’s spaceship for orgies) or what?
We are definitely not ignoring it. We are having a great deal of fun with it. At some point we may even be writing fanfiction about it.
Loki is the Philosopher King 