I posted it on Pixiv for years ago, but someone who couldn’t sign up for the site ask me to upload Tumblr also. I hope you enjoy and spare me for my imperfect English, thanks.
thanks twitter user @/C0rezi for an inspirational twist on the latest crappy plot //please don’t repost
Loki: shows up to Infinity War 20 minutes late with Starbucks
Avengers: Thor, what hell, you said your brother was dead?
Thor, shaking his damn head: I don’t know why I even fuck with this asshole anymore.
Loki: Well, I was dead, but after that dreadful business with Ragnarok, our dear sister the Goddess of Death was less than keen to have me as one of her subjects.
Avengers: You’re saying you got kicked out? of Hel???
Loki is the Philosopher King 