Tag: libra

Signs as shit Loki has said

kingloptr:

mastreworld:

shameless-loki-imagines:

im just making fun of the signs im not trying to offend anyone so don’t take it personally 

tag urself

Aries: now fight me!

Taurus:  if it’s all the same to you, I’ll have that drink now

Gemini: surpriiiiise

Cancer: *with a straight face* destroy everything

Leo: i am burdened with glorious purpose

Virgo: *looks at their sibling* i’ve never seen this man in my life

Libra: Handle me?! who are you?

Scorpio: I’m asking for safe passage through the anus

Sagittarius: your savior has arrived!

Capricorn: You’ll kill me? Evidently there will be a line

Aquarius: i have to get off this planet

Pisces: damn……………

Well, Aquarius is accurate…

Aries: 

ye

Cat Gifs

bringmethezodiacs:

Aries:

Taurus:

Gemini:

Cancer:

Leo:

Virgo:

Libra:

Scorpio:

Sagittarius:

Capricorn:

Aquarius:

Pisces:

I’ve never much liked these “the signs as” things because I’m a Libra and the Libra one never really fits me. (My ascendant sign is Gemini, and often that’s a little better, but here I’d say Taurus and Virgo are more accurate.) The cat in the Libra gif does look like my cat, however, so maybe I’m the guy with the balloon.