unimuffin-is-mybitch:

who-am-i-hedwig:

asianfandomtrash:

cupcakeshakesnake:

kaolincash:

tkdancer:

commie-saskia:

languageoclock:

you-had-me-at-e-flat-major:

watercolorsheep:

catchingjinns:

spirited-simmer:

my-name-is-long:

renaissavce:

roumanian:

english: coconut oil

french: 🙂

english: oh boy

french: oil of the nut of the coco

IM CRYINGNFN

english: ninety-nine

french: 🙂

english: oh no

french: four-twenty-ten-nine

english: potato

french: 🙂

english: oh geez

french: apple of the earth

french: papillon

english: 🙂

french: don’t

english: beurremouche

French: pamplemousse
English: 🙂
French: pls no
English: raisinfruit

english: squirrel

german: 🙂

english: oh dear

german: oak croissant

english: helicopter

german: 🙂

english: uh oh

german: lifting screwdriver

english: toes

spanish: 🙂

english: no don’t

spanish

: fingers of the feet

leave fingers of the feet out of this

bosnian: ananas
croatian: ananas
czech: ananas
danish: ananas
dutch: ananas
finnish: ananas
french: ananas
german: ananas
icelandic: ananas
italian: ananas
maltese: ananas
norwegian: ananas
polish: ananas
romanian: ananas
slovenian: ananas
swedish: ananas
english: 🙂
spanish: do it
english: pineapple

english: sow bug

korean: daughter-in-law of mouse

English: Lawnmower
Danish: 🙂
English: Please no
Danish: Grass beating machine

English: cotton candy
Hindi: 🙂
English: pls stop
Hindi: hair of a crone

English: ladybug
Hebrew: 🙂
English: oh shit
Hebrew: Moses-our-rabbi’s cow

king-ace-the-turtle:

rubes-dragon:

whimmy-bam:

diva-gonzo:

dumbass-oikawa:

conservative-libertarian:

221books:

fuckyourwritinghabits:

cornflakepizza:

winchesterbr0s:

hesmybrother-hesadopted:

czarnoksieznik:

beesmygod:

“chuffed doesnt mean what you think it means”

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it means exactly what i think it means its just some stupid word that literally has two definitions that mean the opposite thing

what the hell

This makes me really chuffed

This post is quite egregious

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Well I’m nonplussed by this whole post.

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goddamnit.

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all of you go to hell

And you wonder why i am boggled at times

These are called contronyms! A word that is its own opposite.

Why the fuck do these exist

They exist because they start out meaning one thing, people confuse them with another similar word or get confused about non-literal uses or uses in certain ambiguous contexts and start thinking they mean the opposite, then if enough people use and understand it in the new way the word really has that meaning, because use is the only authority on language. But if people are also still using and understanding the word in the original way, it still has that meaning, too.

des-zimbits:

batlardo:

sacredcreatures:

batlardo:

why is it humans not humen

bc “human” comes from a latin root (homo > humanus > humaine > human) and “man” (and thus “men”) comes from a germanic root (mann > man) 

so you get humans, not humen, since “humans” doesn’t play by germanic rules

look at that i asked a question and i got an answer THANKS

English isn’t a language, it’s three languages stacked on top of each other wearing a trenchcoat.