Kylux calm your tits

An over dramatic couple

Captain Phasma: So how did your assassination attempt on Supreme Leader Ren go?

Hux: Well I broke into his personal quarters and tried to choke him to death but he thought I was just being kinky so now we’re dating.

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kyluxisonfire:

why does this remind me of a certain pair of evil space boyfriends

I’M SORRY. I couldn’t resist.

sasheenka:

From Wild Honey by @longstoryshortikilledhim

This whole fic is gold.

insanitysqueen:

carefulrenthatsenough:

they can’t just tell us that Kylo and Hux knew each other for 5 years before tfa and then give us 0 material for it

Its becuase its all explicit, and Disney has a strict policy on such things