if you’re ever feeling bad about yourself please remember the time when julius caesar tripped and fell as he was getting off of his ship in africa, and after he landed face first on the ground he said “africa, i embrace and hold you fast.”
if julius caesar can save face after embarrassing himself in front of everyone, then so can you
You’re teleported to 44 BCE Rome in your everyday street clothes. You’re brought before Caesar and he believes you might be from the future, hoping to bring him fortune. One day he questions you, asking “How Do I Die?”
Loki is the Philosopher King 