Is it because I think Loki was sleeping his way to the top of Sakaar?
Just because I think Loki may have been getting it on with other people doesn’t mean I stopped shipping Thorki, and I honestly have no idea how you got that impression from me.
Some people are taking this frostmaster thing so seriously.
It’s not a wedding it’s literally Jeff Goldblum’s orgy side-ship; no strings attached is the actual password.
My thoughts *exactly*. I am having Loki side ship feels but yeah. OTP “monogamy” just makes no sense to me? Of course, monogamy makes no sense to me. 😂
Also, like…I’m just saying I think some Loki/Grandmaster shenanigans *happened in canon.* Not that I want them to ride off into the sunset together.
Meanwhile, please peruse my AO3 for like 200k worth of brother-fucking thorki porn with nary a Jeff Goldblum in sight LOL.
These have to be young ones who didn’t grow up with Dr. Malcolm? Jeff Goldblum is a sex wizard. He is a force of nature. He is if SEX & GRAVITY mated. I’m side-shipping EVERYONE ALWAYS with Jeff Goldblum since I was like 15.
… I am deceased from this gif.
But check out my corpse
The Goldblum Effect. It’s just- uh- science.
“Jeff Goldblum’s orgy side-ship” – excellent play on the word “ship” there 😉
“Loki’s very complicated, very dark and complicated, but he’s got the
soft inner center so you eat around like a Tootsie Pop, you eat around
that center, and you come to that chewy goodness in the center.”
Loki is the Philosopher King 