iron dad – Page 2 – Loki is the Philosopher King

marisatomay:

hmm no one tony stark’s age is really all that aware of spongebob and it’s characters unless they have kids or are kid adjacent so tony only knew to call thanos’ lackey squidward because peter found out that tony had never seen spongebob and forced him to watch it and you can’t change my mind

phoenixyfriend:

Tony: We’re trapped alone out here, so I guess we need to work together. I’m Tony Stark, also known as Iron Man.

Nebula: Nebula, daughter of Thanos.

Tony: Huh. Let me guess, shitty dad?

Nebula: Every time I failed him, he would replace a part of my body with a machine. He tortured me to force the location of the soul stone out Gamora. I would gladly watch a thousand worlds burn if it meant Thanos would die.

Tony: …

Tony, voice breaking: So I’m going to be your new dad now, if that’s alright with you.

cptxrogers:

cptxrogers:

cptxrogers:

Avengers: Infinity War aka The Bachelor: Tony Stark Edition

By popular request, meet the other contestants:

A late contender appears:

And introducing a very special guest judge:

rebelside:

emkayohh:

So… this is gonna happen in the next movie, right?

Need

allmyfavesareflawed:

ask-a-ravager:

ask-a-ravager:

This is fake; Yondu wouldn’t be caught dead with a black coffee. He only drinks unicorn frappes.

Thanos’s real Tragic Backstory

@genderfluid-loki

alcordraws:

There are moments that the words don’t reach

There is suffering too terrible to name

glitterynerdfun:

This one’s a hug

karmade:

okay but why i keep seeing people posting things about Tony ‘bringing’ Peter to fight Thanos when it’s about only thing EXPLICITLY CLEAR in the trailers that Peter actually went and hauled his teenager ass on that space doughnut ship himself and about 50% of Tony’s stress level can be credited to him being there all the while whole movie is ACTUALLY Tony’s worst nightmare coming to life?

Wait wait wait where is this from? Also, why does it look like they’re in the Upside Down from Stranger Things?