BUT HE DOES LET HAPPY DRIVE HIM WHEN HE’S TAKING PETER HOME, BECAUSE GIVING PETER HIS FULL ATTENTION AFTER DRAGGING HIM INTO THE AIRPORT FIGHT IS MORE IMPORTANT TO TONY THAN FEELING PERSONALLY SAFE
Avengers AU – If Tony was Peter’s biological father
Tony is super protective of his son. And Peter, inspired by his dad, becomes Spiderman anyway (his dad and his Uncle Rhodey figure him out in a second though).
I literally have a list of protocols that I’m 90% sure Tony has in Peter’s suit based off the whole “Baby Monitor Protocol and “Training Wheels Protocol”:
Nap Time Protocol: triggered if Karen believes Peter is sleep deprived Hide and Seek Protocol: triggered if Peter engages Enhanced Reconnaissance Mode Skinned Knee Protocol: triggered if Peter is injured Baby Gate Protocol: triggered if Peter’s tracker moves outside of NYC Daycare Protocol: triggered if Peter is in the suit during school hours Nightlight Protocol: triggered if Peter is out past curfew Lights Out Protocol: triggered if Peter is in sensory overload Pacifier Protocol: triggered if Peter is crying for a prolonged period of time
I don’t know if anyone has noticed but in Iron Man 3 when Tony and Pepper are sleeping and Tony has his nightmare, Pepper is wearing a… very familiar shirt
Which matches Peter’s in Homecoming exactly, minus the color
This has me thinking that Tony definitely bought that shirt for Peter, and he enjoys those types of shirts just as much as Peter does
Loki is the Philosopher King 