BUT HE DOES LET HAPPY DRIVE HIM WHEN HE’S TAKING PETER HOME, BECAUSE GIVING PETER HIS FULL ATTENTION AFTER DRAGGING HIM INTO THE AIRPORT FIGHT IS MORE IMPORTANT TO TONY THAN FEELING PERSONALLY SAFE
I literally have a list of protocols that I’m 90% sure Tony has in Peter’s suit based off the whole “Baby Monitor Protocol and “Training Wheels Protocol”:
Nap Time Protocol: triggered if Karen believes Peter is sleep deprived Hide and Seek Protocol: triggered if Peter engages Enhanced Reconnaissance Mode Skinned Knee Protocol: triggered if Peter is injured Baby Gate Protocol: triggered if Peter’s tracker moves outside of NYC Daycare Protocol: triggered if Peter is in the suit during school hours Nightlight Protocol: triggered if Peter is out past curfew Lights Out Protocol: triggered if Peter is in sensory overload Pacifier Protocol: triggered if Peter is crying for a prolonged period of time
Concept: Peter Parker making a Spiderman Instagram account that becomes verified and has over 1m followers and one night at 2 am when he’s making a depressing finsta post he accidentally posts it to SpiderManOfficial
Peter’s caption on a snapchat selfie of him crying in the dark: God isn’t it so great that my life is falling apart!!!!!! It’s so fun!1!1! Ned is ignoring me for whatever reason and May is stressing me tf out and my goddamn internship is going to actual fucking shit everyone hates me and that’s fine!!!!!! Fuck me I guess !!!! I’m gonna die alone :-)))))))
Everyone following @ SpiderManOfficial:
This is followed by Tony or anyone that loves Peter to bitter end checking on him right?
Everyone is worried about this mysterious sad little boy and everyone is sending in DMs and trying to figure out who this person on SMO’s account is and if he’s going to be okay. Tony has to smooth things over and say their intern made a mistake managing the social media accounts and that everything’s fine and Pepper is currently reading him a bedtime story while he sips on a cup of hot cocoa and is wrapped up in a fuzzy blanket.
me: *rewatches spider-man: homecoming* me: *totally l o v e s this scene* also me: goSh i hAVe tO dRaW ThIS it’s sooo adorable (nevermind, it’s just me still freaking out about this movie)
Loki is the Philosopher King 