Tag: infinity war hate

Will you ever write a sequel to Thor: the Dark World to replace Ragnarok and Infinity War? I would LOVE to see your version of the events. p.s. An update from the last time when I asked you if I should watch Ragnarok: My curiosity got better of me and I watched it. It was worse than I thought in every possible way. I should have continued to ignore it, but oh well… I watched it on the same day I saw Infinity War, which was a VERY bad decision to make on my part…

As I said in my post last night, I don’t know how to write comic book movie plots, so I definitely won’t be writing any replacement sequels. I really just write long conversations with a lot of feelings and sometimes also porn… plots are not my strong suit. So my only gesture at a sequel to The Dark World and Age of Ultron is this fic where Thor and Loki talk it out and hug it out and then fuck it out while talking it out some more.

You watched both Ragnarok and Infinity War in the same day? That might be worse than the day that my friends and I (hi @iscariotsss) marathoned all three of Peter Jackson’s The Hobbit movies. At least we had a lot of alcohol… but that turned out to be bad when I was starting to get a hangover watching the third one in the theater. I’m not good at day drinking.

Until further notice, I have decided that in the fictional world of the MCU, “Infinity War” did not happen. Neither did “Thor: Ragnarok.” I don’t know exactly what did happen because I don’t know how to write comic book movie plots, but it’s vaguely like all my most hopeful imaginings of what the movies would be like. It’s like an author died before finishing a series and left very scant notes on what was coming next.

In the real world, the movies do exist, and I will continue to express my anger at Taika Waititi, Chris Hemsworth, Markus & McFeely, the Russo brothers, and Kevin Feige when I feel it would be helpful to vent. But their work is like that unauthorized second part of Don Quixote: an absurd forgery that has marred the reputations of the characters and of the real artist(s) who created them.