thanks twitter user @/C0rezi for an inspirational twist on the latest crappy plot //please don’t repost
Loki: shows up to Infinity War 20 minutes late with Starbucks
Avengers: Thor, what hell, you said your brother was dead?
Thor, shaking his damn head: I don’t know why I even fuck with this asshole anymore.
Loki: Well, I was dead, but after that dreadful business with Ragnarok, our dear sister the Goddess of Death was less than keen to have me as one of her subjects.
Avengers: You’re saying you got kicked out? of Hel???
There I tagged it a great deal lol I couldn’t fight my sadness.
I’d like to think that even tho Thor says he has nothing left to lose he has a lot to gain by going on a huge quest to get his brother back like in the comics ❤ Thanos can’t keep a bad bitch down
Loki is the Philosopher King 