LMAO this might be my favorite ask I’ve ever gotten?!
The only thing I know about Thor’s cock is that it’s big. Other than that, all I know is that it is Loki’s favorite cock, so just imagine whatever you think Loki might adore, and Thor has that.
I’m calling you out, @raven-brings-light. These are not headcanons. These are hard facts.
“Hard facts”? Really?
Thorki fanon about the brothers’ cocks seems to be that they are their owners in microcosm: they are about equally long, but Thor’s is darker, thicker, and veinier. My personal headcanon (not that anyone asked) is that Loki is a shower while Thor is a grower. This would explain why Loki has such bulge problems with his costumes while Thor does not, without sacrificing the fanon that they are equally large while erect.
Loki is the Philosopher King 