hmmmm i wonder how hozier, an irish guy, became aware of the shrike, a bird native to north america?
hold on
i’ve seen this bird before
you have to be kidding me
local fae writes hauntingly beautiful song, reveals it was inspired by a meme. unbelievable.
Tag: hozier
All of Hozier’s songs are about how he’s a revenant fueled only by the power of a woman. Meanwhile all of Florence’s songs are about being a powerful witch. What I’m saying is, I’m pretty sure Florence Welch summoned Hozier from a peat bog. In this essay I will
op where’s the rest
at the therapist
me: this week has been so quiet and mysterious….I’ve been an 8 on the hozier scale of brooding and I’ve made love to the banshee
my therapist: for the last time “mysterious” is not a quantifiable mood and I don’t know what the fuck the hozier scale is
2 weeks later
my therapist, finally worn down by my nonsense: okay, you know what, tell me the scale
me, unrolling an ancient scroll i’ve been keeping in my rucksack for just this occasion:
1. awake at dawn communing with the owls
2. holding a wake for a fox i found in a forest that had hyacinths growing from its chest
3. titties
4. finding the baba yaga
5. covering myself from head to toe in peony petals and walking into the sea
6. swimming in a peat bog and discovering the toads are all lesbians
7. assembling ikea furniture for my wife
8. titties again, but avant garde
9. inviting the banshee in for tea
10. crawling into the moss within an old hollow log deep in the forest and eating out persephone
Loki is the Philosopher King 