I complain about my sister a lot but she sent me these magnetic finger puppets from the Unemployed Philosophers’ Guild (which I highly recommend) as a graduation present, so she earns some points back for that. (I requested these 4 because it’s basically the entire history of philosophy as far as Nietzsche is concerned. Minus Heraclitus and Epicurus, but they’re not available in finger puppet form.)
Loki is the Philosopher King 