Tag: hawkeye

As a random thought…

morenavbby:

stuftzombie:

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askclint:

morenavbby:

So in the comics Hawkeye has 80% hearing loss.

The Black Widow is Russian.

Can you imagine when they’re on a mission and something goes wrong; the police are about to arrest them and they fall back on Plan H.

Black Widow, “So remember, you’re deaf and I don’t speak English”

Successful 92.6% of the time.

#the real reason they never have an extraction plan (x)

Okay this has popped up on my dash again and I resisted the urge the first few times but now I can’t.

In college I was friends with a bunch of exchange students and went to a party off campus with them. After a couple hours the owners of the apartment called it a night but my friends wanted to continue to hang out. One of the other exchange students volunteered his place. Only problem was there were 10 of us and our only ride was a honda civic.

So we had a 6 foot tall Swedish dude with two Japanese girls on his lap in the front passenger seat, three Saudi students and me sitting in the back seat with two Thai students sitting on our laps and a Mexican-American woman driving.

I being paranoid asked, “What do we do if we get pulled over?”

The driver tries to look at me, “Do you speak another language or can you fake Swedish?”

“No, but I know ASL.”

She nodded, “Okay so the plan is if we get in trouble, no one speaks English and you’re Deaf.”

That was our plan guys. 

This is the best comment I’ve ever had on this post.

aw-hawkeye-no:

Okay but I need a fic or a comic or something called ‘Queer Eye for the Hawk Guy’ where Kate nominates Clint to get full Fab5 treatment. 

I can’t decide if it’d be funnier to have the actual Fab 5 trying to make over Clint or to go full AU and have the other Avengers as the Fab 5. No, okay, let’s go for Clint just being in the actual show, because while it’s really fun to try figure out what role everyone is, please just imagine the Fab 5 interacting with Clint.

JVN, from the bathroom: There isn’t even a hairbrush in here! (Clint says he just uses his fingers)

Tan, opening a drawer: For the love of God why is everything purple?!

Karamo: More than anything, what do you want in life? (Clint: Sleep)

Bobby, seeing the state of Clint’s bedroom floor:

Antoni: So all you can do is microwave leftover pizza? (Clint: Why would I even microwave it?)

Tan, holding up a pair of stained gray sweatpants: Burn these. 

*Montage of JVN, Antoni, and Tan finding Amazing Hawkeye purple spandex and dressing up* 

Tan, regarding the Amazing Hawkeye costume:

JVN, just about Clint in general: 

*Sees Clint without his shirt on*

Antoni, wearing a “I ❤ Hawkeye” shirt and purple glasses, banging his head against Bobby’s shoulder: “He just drinks the coffee from the pot. From. The. Pot.” 

ellonwheelz:

onemuseleft:

My headcanon is that there was no Budapest mission. Clint has a spectacularly bad sense of direction and Nat had a head injury and to this day no one’s entirely sure where Black Widow and Hawkeye were for those two weeks but they came back with three gunshot wounds, one broken leg, two dislocated shoulders, one horrible haircut and a duffel bag full of bootleg whiskey.

Here we go, this is the Black Widow/Hawkeye movie we’ve been waiting for. Marvel, make it happen.