WHEN PERSON A GENTLY TOUCHES PERSON B’S SCARS
(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧
when person b is so accustomed to violence that they don’t know how to react to gentle touch (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧
Tag: haha yeah
Science fiction: if humans faced an alien invasion, they would all band together and cooperate and put petty problems of race and religion behind them
Humans, every time they were faced with strange and mysterious foreign invaders: hey awesome, can you help us kill our dipshit neighbors?
the aliens have blown up the white house!
half the world, and indeed half of America: fuckin’ ace
I endlessly admire fic authors who have betas and write chapters and chapters ahead of what they post because you best believe my needy ass is slapping just-finished, mildly edited and typo-laden fics onto AO3 the moment they’re done so I can get that sweet sweet validation
Loki is the Philosopher King 