anais-ninja-bitch:

yawpkatsi:

it makes him the best and coolest and smartest and most powerful person in the entire marvel universe

also he is genetically required to like cheesesteaks 

rhodey buys all the gritty merch he can and leaves it all over the avengers compound, and it really freaks vision out. like his magenta ass finds the nerve to use the phrase “uncanny valley” even though he is deeply aware of the irony.