thebaconsandwichofregret:

higglety:

sixth-light:

langernameohnebedeutung:

yveinthesky:

valarhalla:

Ideas to spice up Eurovision: countries determined by medieval borders not modern ones. 

“Our eight points go to the Papal States, our ten points go to Wallachia, and TWELVE POINTS TO KIEVAN RUS!”

The drama would be great. I am in

But does the Holy Roman Empire participate or do we sent 2/3 of the central European population to represent their tiny dukedom/free city?

All the dukedoms, a couple of extra semi-finals, MAXIMUM DRAMA

I mean medieval borders circa what year? because that shit changed

maybe we could change it every year?

“And this year’s borders will be from the year Pope Urban the Second was elected!”

lesbiitch:

Eurovision is the only show that can have vampires, gays, Australians and vikings all gathered in one place and have it seem normal 

Why are Australians on this list? It makes them sound like they’re some kind of cryptid or something. Which, you know, they might be…