tomloki:

Now I’ve thrown him off his rhythm.

hiddlestwinkle:

ok I made this lol

rockofagespointbreak:

We are, Loki

hornqvist-patric:

insp / ∞

asofteravenger:

it’s the little things that keep us going. like violence

mizaiya:

tilthat:

TIL homosexuality was still classified as an illness in Sweden in 1979. Swedes protested by calling in sick to work, claiming they felt gay

via reddit.com

incorrectstonyquotes:

Rhodey: You have wet dreams about Captain America?

Tony: No! Yes..Maybe! But to be fair, they don’t last long,everytime I’m hitting climax in those dreams, and saying something sexy like “Fuck yea captain!” he screams “Language!” And I wake up flaccid

Why do women cry when they are angry?

e-jotja:

Because they realize it’s illegal to murder you…and that shit is frustrating

audiencecat:

dr-archeville:

cheskamouse:

vampireapologist:

vampireapologist:

vampireapologist:

i have 15 years’ worth of outstanding library fines in three separate cities and it’s my hope that eventually a bounty hunter librarian will come to collect and we’ll get in a bar fight and fall in love

I also can’t rent movies in two different towns so there’s that.

I’m newly terrified by the implication that librarians aren’t people and I’ve misjudged what exactly I’m up against

@dr-archeville

R̯̳̯͜Ẹ͚̥͓̳ͅT̢̥̹̯U͏͕̦̳̗̭R̷̯͙̞̗͖̮N͜ ͞T̷͙̻̭͇H͏̺͚A͏T͓̤͠ ͓͖̲W̥͇̠͜HI̡̦͈̬̹C̙ͅH̼̟̟͟ ͟I͓͇̹͖S͘ ̪͖̗͟O̵̠̻͓̝͚͚̻W̬͔̣͢ͅED̙̳̞̺

@marcosmusings