The thing I love about cats is that they’re basically born ready to throw down. There’s something strangely life-affirming about seeing a ball of fuzz that could fit in the palm of your hand with room to spare react to an unfamiliar creature literally a hundred times its size by going “I roll Intimidation”.
A barbarian warlord, a goblin king, a mighty necromancer, and a dark elven high priestess meet for one reason… To play Suburbs and SUVs, the hottest mundane suburban family Tabletop RPG!
“Can I roll to have a meltdown in the middle of the PTA bakesale?”
“Why?”
“To make Karen look like a bitch.”
“I’m going to roll to fist fight Helen at my son’s recital.”
“Is that what Gorsh, scourge of the thunder mountains and drinker of blood would do? Or what Suzan, mother of three honor students would do?”
“Yes”
“Can I roll to bake better cookies than Helen for my daughter’s classroom party? I want Helen to look like an idiot for bringing store bought crap.”
Loki is the Philosopher King 