in this house we stan dionysus!
#Hermes: he’s dead Dionysus you don’t actually have to do this #Dionysus [polishing his giant wooden dildo]: I made a PROMISE (x)
Tag: dionysus
do y’all ever wonder if the greeks made up dionysus as an excuse to get absolutely fucking wasted
some ancient greek dude: dude elektra you got so blasted this weekend that you nearly tore some guy limb from limb and passed out naked in the woods
elektra, about to invent the mystery cult of dionysus and also maenads: oh, haven’t you heard?
Loki is the Philosopher King 