Whenever I see Zima I laugh about “Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.” And then I get sad. Pour one out for Deke (because who cares about wasting Zima).
Tag: deke shaw
But I don’t want hot guy to wink out of existence.
Istg Deke was designed to appeal to people like me who like fast-talking morally ambiguous awkward dorks.
Was “I still haven’t seen Orlando” a “Book of Mormon” joke…?
Please don’t tell me General Talbot is the one who saves the world. He’s just too ridiculous.
Really? He’s using the Loki playbook? “Kneel before me! I said kneel!”??
Wtf is going on with Talbot’s beard color?
I have trouble taking him seriously as a supervillain. Or as anything, really.
Daisy just walked in on “mom and dad” kissing and the expression on her face definitely reflected that.
I’ve really gotta wonder what the MCU people told the TV people about what was going to happen in “Infinity War.” All of this seems kind of pointless in light of… you know.
No no no AOS don’t make me be pissed at Loki. That is not what what I need right now.
Talbot just straight-up said “I alone can fix it.” That was very, very deliberate.
I AM SO FUCKING PISSED
MCU WHY DO YOU KEEP DOING THIS
And now I’m just confused.
Oh dear god time travel paradoxes give me a headache. But I think I’ve figured out how all of this works.
Still sad about Hot Guy, who does seem to have winked out of existence. Which I think shouldn’t have happened? That doesn’t make any sense to me… but neither does anything else involving time travel and multiverses, so whatever. And now he’ll never come into existence, because even if his grandparents get back together (I had to figure out the timeline on that one, but it works), they won’t have the same kid because it won’t be under the same circumstances and even if they did she wouldn’t end up marrying the same guy because they circumstances under which they met don’t obtain.
Farewell, Deke. We’ll always have Lake Ontario.
But I don’t want hot guy to wink out of existence.
Istg Deke was designed to appeal to people like me who like fast-talking morally ambiguous awkward dorks.
Was “I still haven’t seen Orlando” a “Book of Mormon” joke…?
Yay, hot guy from “Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. in Space” didn’t blow up!
And now he’s getting drunk on a clear malt liquor beverage I’ve never heard of. I guess it’s the new Mike’s Hard Lemonade?
Lol, “Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. in Space” just made an Earth-616 joke.
I’m weirdly attracted to the evil people in this season.
Wait, what do I mean “weirdly”? This is perfectly typical.
Loki is the Philosopher King 