Me, reading: the more dark, twisted and violent it is, the better. Gimme hardcore whump and tragedy >:)
Me, writing: and then…they smooched..and maybe some butterfly kisses…also kittens and cookies and everyone is happy I can’t hurt my babies
Me, writing: violence!! Death!!!! Feed me your tears, bathe in the despair!!! Don’t think it can get anymore tragic?? watch me
Me, reading: no pls don’t do this to my babies I’ll cry, I’m weak i can’t take it. I luv them why would these horrible writers put them in so much pain 😦
Homecoming is the only MCU film where we see Tony Starkjustfrom an outside perspective, and it’s hilarious to finally see him the way people in-universe do: suave, Cool™, always in control, definitely not an unstable Jenga tower of self-loathing and anxiety who uses a Cool™ persona as a crutch because his sanity is held together by scotch tape…
It’s also the only movie where we see Steve from an outside perspective and that is objectively more hilarious.
bow: considerate, healing personality, gentle voice, attentive, open fields watching the clouds, constantly talking about love, thought to be lazy at times, always in their thoughts
sword: protector, adventurous, late nights looking at the stars, the warmth of a sunset, usually late but always with reason, amiable, the gayest one, overly idealistic
dagger: frank but fair, the first smell of rain after a hot day, sleeping in, cold drinks, sensible, doesnt share much about themselves, cares deeply, needs caffeine
axe: brave, persistent but stubborn, rather use action than words, loud and boisterous, unmannerly but always apologizes, kind hearted, really likes dogs, the sensation of finally lying down in bed after a hard day
lance: cautious, practical, dumbass passing, overly defensive at times, prefers sweets to savory, the first to offer advice, a safe person to be around, probably bi
staff: intuitive and careful, writing poems, mid day tea, not the most athletic, sarcastic and witty, over working, lack of sleep, loyalty, probably really into frogs tbh
Loki is the Philosopher King 