trickerydickerydock:

leavengersassemble:

I like to think most of Asgard knew Loki was pretending to be Odin but let it slide because they were so into his bomb ass plays

Thor: See, it was Loki all along!

Asgard: Oh. Oh yeah, gasp, wow. You’re right. Hmm 

Thor: …and?

Asgard: And what?

Thor: Maybe spring for a little righteous anger here? Something?

Loki: Yeah, this all seems rather lackluster guys

Asgard: Well, it kind of explains a few things

Thor: Like the stupid statue and the stupid play and th

Asgard: And how Asgard has been less keen to chuck its soldiers across the realms, and how our security has been put before the rest of Yggdrasil, and how the golden realm is completely repaired and beautified in the wake of the dark elves’ attack, and how we finally have plays in the theater that aren’t the same gods-damned Snorri and Bragi productions we’ve been watching since B.C.E., and how–

Thor: HE TRIED TO KILL JOTUNHEIM AND CONQUER MIDGARD AND LITERALLY VANISHED OUR REALM’S RULER

Asgard: Yeah, that was actually the only in-character Odin bit honestly

Thor and Loki: What was that last part

Asgard: The plays are fun