Tag: chris evans

copperbadge:

froofie:

rustandruin:

Um.

@copperbadge

“I love seeing your fan photos, Chris. They’re always so well-staged. Did the two of you know this was a meme?”

“Did…did you, Robert?”  

“Of course I knew. I’m on Facebook. If you need a meme, I’m you’re man!”

“I’ve never needed a meme, but I’ll keep that in mind.”

“What am I saying? Of course you don’t need a meme, you’re already five or six memes on your own.”

“This isn’t the Dorito thing again, is it?”

“How are you so old, Chris, while I remain eternally youthful? No, don’t answer that. You might throw your hip out.” 

[RDJ Advises Chris Evans on his Life Choices] 

bookish-but-corruptible:

theseerasures:

professorspork:

things I think about:

Chris Evans thinks Steve is a virgin, but Hayley Atwell is convinced Steve and Peggy consummated their relationship.

now, you might think a disagreement of such proportions would send fandom into a tailspin. whom do you believe? MUST WE PICK SIDES? IS THIS WHAT THE PLOT OF CIVIL WAR IS REALLY ABOUT?

luckily, the answer is simple

Steve and Peggy disagree on whether or not oral counts

#‘OF COURSE ORAL SEX COUNTS AS SEX STEVE. SEX IS ITS LAST NAME.’#‘IF YOU CAN’T GET PREGNANT IT’S NOT SEX’#‘WHO TOLD YOU THAT? BUCKY?’ 

“who told you that? bucky?” I’m dying 

boazpriestly:

copperbadge:

ruffboijuliaburnsides:

ariadnesbishop:

chrisxscarlett:

BRB DYING OF CUTENESS

the fact that the weight of chris and scarlett still doesn’t equal to thor look at their feet actually sliding lmao hemsworth is strong af

Look how fuckin DELIGHTED evans is holy shit

Chris Evans is like a three year old who thinks Chris Hemsworth, age five, is a deity. In every image where they’re together he’s almost invariably adoring. There’s one where Hemsworth has him in a headlock and Evans is just like “this is my life now and that’s ok.” 

Chris Evans is embodiment of that picture of the dog who goes to the dog park for the first time and get sat on by a bigger dog and just accepts its fate with a smile.