Tag: cats

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animalrates:

Here is a tiger just going about life until this human gives it the fright of its life. Still cute af. Dream job to be honest. 17/10 would be such an honor to pet

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WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU TRYING TO SCARE A TIGER BRAH

no no no no no look at those ears, tiger totally knows he’s there

tiger thinks the bipeds are terrible, terrible tigers and don’t know how to tiger worth a damn so when one actually pays tiger cub ambush game tiger is so happy

look at that happy tiger

look at it

YES YOU TERRIBLE TIGER YOU ARE FINALLY LEARNING HOORAY 😀

#i love that all cats seem to just categorize humans as awful ugly children who need to be taught to cat

@wolfintheroses

“YES STRANGE BIPEDAL TIGER YOU GOT ME I AM KILLED DEAD GOOD JOB.” 

Seriously that tiger flopped over with more drama than you would find in a middle school play death scene I love it. 

Anyone else reminded of this?

CATS

THEY ARE RIDICULOUS ANIMALS 😀

it’s not that cats (including tigers) believe that humans are shockingly incompetent cats, it’s that they’re willing to incorporate non-cats into their social groups

(yes, many species of cats, including domestic cats, are social animals, contra popular belief)

so when they bring you dead or half-dead prey? they’re making sure you don’t go hungry. feral cats have been observed caring for sick, injured, or aging colony members.

Awwwwwwwwwwwww

“HOOMAN

HAVE U BEEN EATING ENOUGH DEAD BIRB TODAY?

HERE I BRING U ONE”

“No no that’s okay…”

“I BRING U ONE”

I once pretended to eat a dead lizard my cat brought me and I stg I’ve never seen my baby that happy before in my life.

maneth985:

@philosopherking1887 SAME THING HAPPENED TO ME. I was moving in and the door was open cause we were carrying things inside the new house, I came with my cat and she was investigating around the place(she’s very indoorsy, she never leaves), and all of the sudden I couldn’t find her, then heard faint meows, I started to cry looking for her and it turns out she had locked herself up in a kitchen cabinet😅😅

Yep, same deal here. The real kicker is that I even looked in that cabinet and didn’t see her. She is black, so she can blend into dark spaces, and she must have hidden behind the trash bags or something…

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happy-thought:

Data: May I ask a personal favour?
Worf: Yes.

#you can’t tell me that worf and spot didn’t bond as soon as spot displayed his ‘warrior spirit’#by attacking some inanimate object#‘personal log: like my own spot’s warrior spirit cannot be tamed by the trappings of a federation vessel#it is comforting to know that even in simple creatures#the warrior spirit emerges and thrives despite the lack of a worthy environment’#after that at least 20% of the times that spot goes wandering about the ship#he’s actually in the holodeck targ hunting with worf (tags by @benicebefunny)

HEADCANON ACCEPTED

anachronic-cobra:

Alien: What are you doing?

Human, petting a cat: She’s sweet and sleepy, so I’m petting her.

Alien: But why is this other carnivore inside your home? Is it competing for territory?

Human: Lots of people have cats, they’re pets. But I mean, I’ve kind of accepted that she basically owns the place by now.

Alien: Does she serve any function for housekeeping? She seems too small the guard your home.

Human: Nah, she just naps all day mostly. She has been known to shred the furniture, though.

Alien: She provides no service and destroys your property and yet you allow her in your home anyway?! Why would y-

Cat: *starts purring and kneading paws*

Alien: *soft gasp*

philosopherking1887:

Sad kitty in a box in my car surrounded by miscellaneous household crap

Kitty and I have now arrived at our new apartment. She peed in her carrier at some point during the car ride yesterday… I had to throw out the towel, but she seemed reasonably clean. Last night she was finding really creative places to hide – such as behind the stove – but then came out and started exploring. Today she’s been burrowed under the covers on my bed.