emanantfeminine:

awesome-picz:

Asshole Cats Being Shamed For Their Crimes.

sorry this is so much better than the dog one 

Cats are impervious to this kind of shaming, as their largely unperturbed expressions indicate. I mean, I’m sure the one who beat up the dog is (justifiably) proud of it. Cats can feel embarrassment when their efforts fail (and the one who jumped in the fish tank looks suitably chagrined), but not shame or guilt for “bad” actions.

fozmeadows:

lioness–hart:

pyrrhiccomedy:

based on extensive observation, I believe that my cats have only a tenuous grasp on how much of my body is “me”

It’s like, Head: definitely Big Friend, note eyes and noise-hole.

Hands: 90% certainty of Big Friend, 10% possibility of toy. comprised of two main parts, the rubby-rubby and the wriggly-scritchers. does Big Friend control them with her mind? the mechanism is unclear.

Arms, aka “Cuddle Snakes”: do these help Big Friend’s hands from getting lost? good place to sit.

Torso: ??? we have no idea what this is. smells like Big Friend but serves no observable purpose. treat as terrain.

Legs, see: “The Lap Conundrum”: 25% chance of Big Friend, totally uninteresting. WHEN LAP: 90% chance of Big Friend, excellently warm. where does the lap go? our finest cat scientists seek the answer to this mystery, but no breakthroughs as of yet.

Feet, aka “Twitchy-Kickers”: 10% chance of Big Friend, 90% chance of foe. all attempts to communicate have ended in hostility. Destroy on sight.

This is so accurate it’s physically painful.

I love this post with my whole heart.

sheilatakesabow:

Pigolini compilation special – Pigolini love for new year’s day ❤

Here it comes, finally. I ‘only’ had to send myself the pics via e-mail from my phone after resizing them, wait 1+ hour for the e-mail to arrive in Outlook, download the photos on my laptop, and finally make this post. The tumblr mobile app is why I can’t have nice things and make Pigolini compilations like I used to do without having to go through all that. Still, after a long time the Pigos are finally back here, full of fluff and love!