anais-ninja-bitch:

anais-ninja-bitch:

when carol danvers gets back to earth, she’s gonna try to catch up with history and culture. and she’s gonna be like, “steve, how’d you do it?”

and he’s gonna show her his little sad notebook with “nirvana (band?)” written in it, and she’s gonna fucken lose it and start filing the adoption papers for him right then.

when she hears about the time he scolded the team for their bad language, she’s gonna make him watch “clerks.” but he’s just gonna shrug and say, “jersey’s always been like that.”

osheamobile:

queenanthai:

night-fury-pamphlets:

mamalaz:

A reminder that Steve’s first instinct was to defend, not attack.

Even when he doesn’t have a shield, he literally makes one.

I mean you’re not wrong…

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I’m firmly convinced the Steve categorizes everything he sees as “can be shield” or “cannot be shield”.

in fact, I’m going to go ahead and headcanon that he keeps a list of things he’s tried using as a shield and whether or not they’ve worked out:

Tony is canonically a blunt instrument anyway.

squeeful:

axiomatiq:

Imagine saying a character “know[ing] they’re right and doesn’t want to hear it when you tell them they’re wrong” was a good thing. That this wasn’t one of Steve Rogers, Captain America’s greatest flaws.

Imagine believing that this is a character trait that CAROL DANVERS would be proud to have. Imagine never having picked up a comic book in your life, and saying that Carol Danvers isn’t one of these “flawed, fucked up people”.

Imagine if Marcus & McFeely actually gave a f*ck about Carol and didn’t get her character so wrong.

—Cinemablend

No. Thank fuck they’re not writing Captain Marvel.

Wait, so… they didn’t think that was a flaw in Steve Rogers? They wrote Civil War thinking that Steve was the sympathetic one and Tony “contorted ego” [???] Stark was the villain? Because boy, did that go wrong. I came out of that movie thinking that Steve was a complete asshole and Tony was the one being (relatively) reasonable.

…kind of like what happened when Waititi, Pearson, and Hemsworth tried to make Thor the “best” character in his own movie, eh, @fuckyeahrichardiii?