It’s “arse,” James Marsters-as-Spike, not “ass.”
Cordelia: Does looking at guns make you want to have sex?
Xander: I’m 17. Looking at linoleum makes me want to have sex.
(P.S. Joss wrote this episode.)
Tag: buffy the vampire slayer
I finished “Angel” so I’ve gone back to watch the first episode of “Buffy.” Everyone looks so young… especially David Boreanaz. His face is so thin.
Buffy just identified a vampire by his outdated fashion sense. It was very “Legally Blonde.”
Why is Angel’s jacket so shiny?
“Buffy” season 1 Angel is a lot more attractive to me than “Angel” season 5 Angel.
Buffy: Two of us, one bed, that doesn’t work. Why don’t you take the bed, you’re wounded.
Angel: I’ll take the floor. Believe me, I’ve had worse.
Fanfic tropey much?
Was anyone else creeped out by the fact that Angel is attracted to a 16-year-old girl? He’s over 200 years old. And how old was he when he was turned? Probably in his 20s, right?
“I Robot, You Jane” is not a good episode, but it does have some interesting resonances with “Avengers: Age of Ultron.”
Also, the music is horrible, cheesy, and full of synthesizers. Sometimes it reminds me of the action scenes in “The Princess Bride.” Most of the time it’s worse.
I really liked Giles’s little speech about how he doesn’t like computers because they don’t have a smell. I bet he’s a great wine and whisky snob.
Spike, waking up: I’m drowning in footwear! *pause* Weird dream.
No spoilers, but: they killed my favorite character! I’m so fucking pissed.
Faith: Looks like the Hellmouth is closed for business.
Giles: There’s another one in Cleveland.
Spike, waking up: I’m drowning in footwear! *pause* Weird dream.
No spoilers, but: they killed my favorite character! I’m so fucking pissed.
Spike, waking up: I’m drowning in footwear! *pause* Weird dream.
Why is Caleb hanging out in a winery? If it’s abandoned, why are there still barrels of wine in the cellar?
I really enjoyed the conversation between Spike and Andrew about blooming onions. And then the “If you tell anyone we had this conversation I’ll bite you.”
Why is Caleb hanging out in a winery? If it’s abandoned, why are there still barrels of wine in the cellar?
Spike: Who you gonna call? [Pause] That phrase is never going to be usable again, is it?
Kennedy is 18, right?
Spike: Who you gonna call? [Pause] That phrase is never going to be usable again, is it?
I finally started watching season 7 of “Buffy” because I finished season 3 of “Angel” and let me just say I am really glad the Gentlemen aren’t in the credits anymore so I won’t freak out at the beginning of every episode.
Omg why did no one tell James Marsters that in a southeast English dialect “can’t” has a long ‘ah,’ not a short ‘a’? They had an actual Englishman in the cast.
There’s a character named Cassie who predicts her own death and no one believes her. Clever.
“You post Doogie Howser fanfiction. Normal, right?”
I recognized two of the actresses who played cheerleaders. One of them plays Clementine on “Westworld” and the other was Sheldon’s fan club on “The Big Bang Theory.”
I was enjoying how Xander and Willow both accidentally drooled over Dawn.
Their 2002-3 clothes are reminding me so hard of what I wore in high school. And in some cases well into college.
“One bite stand”? Really?
I’ve forgotten a bunch of stuff from earlier seasons so now I kind of want to go back and rewatch the whole show.
Oh hey, I thought I recognized one of the potential slayers… it’s Felicia Day! And one of them needs to stop with the fake Southern accent because it’s really bad.
Oh… it’s *that* Kennedy.
Loki is the Philosopher King 