Submitted by Maritza

so it turns out howard made steve tonys honorary godfather. both of them are outraged. this is the greatest thing to ever happen

asgardodinsons:

Marvel characters falling to their deaths + coming back pissed and ready to mess someone up

buckyrhodey:

Team Not Sidekicks + character alignments

starks-avengers:

my favourite thing about this whole piece is bucky glaring at sam in the corner for absolutely no reason – while sipping at his drink through a straw

this man was a deadly assassin and has now reverted to a pissed off teenager purely because he thinks steve might like someone more than him.

what a man that we have chosen to love.

writernotwaiting:

Headcanon: Bucky taught himself to do the cool knife flippy thing when he was a Howling Commando, bc War is long periods of boredom punctuated by brief moments of terror.

antifasteve:

and the end result:

bonus:

wingedcorgi:

incorrigible.

lassemasse:

silentwalrus1:

rohkeutta:

cobaltmoony:

turibulum:

General approximation of how my Russian ear heard this scene the first time (and it was perfect):

DESIRE!1!!1!!!

zh-rusty!

twzwelve!

intelligence seRRRRvice

f’yornace

nyain

kind-quality (also sounds like “benign” with odd ukrainian accent)

RTVUVRN TO MADALAND

wahn

thunderstorm wagon

EITHER “soldier” with honey-cute uwu pronunciation (he softens the “L” like a german would, but in russian softened consonants are used for baby-talk) OR, if broken in two words, “want some salt?”

“I’m ready to go wild”

I’m ready to go wild

that wild son of a gun really loved his salt

zemo: s-soldier? uwu

bucky: i’m ready to go wild

РЖАААААААААВОООООООООООЙ

@imaginetrilobites

achryathesecond:

captainblitzy:

This wins the internet for the day.

“Man’s got anxiety.”

I genuinely feel this is something M’Baku would be aware of and concerned about. He’s just that dude. Pranks, but not the triggering kind, keep it cool.