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starklinqs:

Something that makes me laugh is the fact that Thor is telling the story of when Loki stabbed him when they were 8 and heā€™s just so concerned with telling the story of how Loki knew he loved snakes and scared him anyway and then tacks on theĀ ā€œand then he stabbed meā€ at the end so flippantly.

Like how often has Loki been stabbing Thor in their childhood for Thor to just be likeĀ 

ĀÆ_(惄)_/ĀÆĀ ā€œYeah I think he stabbed me that sounds right anyway though bACK TO THE SNAKESā€ itā€™s just the funniest thing to me true sibling solidarity is when youā€™re more upset about being scared than stabbedĀ 

It’s also not made clear what 8-year-old Loki stabbed him *with*.

Zeno’s Paradox – Philosopher_King – Thor (Movies) [Archive of Our Own]

ā€œItā€™s not the words ā€˜Iā€™m hereā€™ that tell him; those are late to the party. Itā€™s the faint clap of the bottle stopper hitting the palm of Lokiā€™s hand, then the softer echo of his fingers closing around it.

ā€œThor doesnā€™t even know whether heā€™s surprised or not; he can hardly tell what he feels. But he is a god and a king and a man of his word, so he opens his arms.ā€

Jumping on the post-Ragnarok hug fic bandwagon with you, @incredifishface and @raven-brings-light… and Iā€™ve kept it gen for now, too. Gotta get the feelings out of my system first.

How did the philosophy reference get in there, you may ask? I dunno, man. These things just happen.

Zeno’s Paradox – Philosopher_King – Thor (Movies) [Archive of Our Own]

This one time when we were children, he transformed himself into a snake, and he knows I love snakes. So I went to pick up the snake to admire it, and he transformed back into himself and was like, ā€œYARGH, ITā€™S ME!!!ā€ and he stabbed me. We were eight at the time.

Thor, about Loki (Thor: Ragnarok)

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