Concept: Peter Parker making a Spiderman Instagram account that becomes verified and has over 1m followers and one night at 2 am when he’s making a depressing finsta post he accidentally posts it to SpiderManOfficial
Peter’s caption on a snapchat selfie of him crying in the dark: God isn’t it so great that my life is falling apart!!!!!! It’s so fun!1!1! Ned is ignoring me for whatever reason and May is stressing me tf out and my goddamn internship is going to actual fucking shit everyone hates me and that’s fine!!!!!! Fuck me I guess !!!! I’m gonna die alone :-)))))))
Everyone following @ SpiderManOfficial:
This is followed by Tony or anyone that loves Peter to bitter end checking on him right?
Everyone is worried about this mysterious sad little boy and everyone is sending in DMs and trying to figure out who this person on SMO’s account is and if he’s going to be okay. Tony has to smooth things over and say their intern made a mistake managing the social media accounts and that everything’s fine and Pepper is currently reading him a bedtime story while he sips on a cup of hot cocoa and is wrapped up in a fuzzy blanket.
I love how they said work ‘for’ her and not ‘with’ her.
Okay, but you guys are missing the most hilarious element of this exchange, which is the fact that Liam Stack is a journalist for the New York Times. His niece fucking owned his ass.
I really hope that we see Gamora with the two Peters cause’ what I’m imagining is a little scene where she screams “PETER YOU IDIOT” then bby boy Parker just pops his head from some rubble and ever-so-innocently says “huh?” then Gamora’s expression turns soft and says in a really sweet voice “no, not you sweetie :))”
Loki is the Philosopher King 