tbh I was about to make a joke about how I own it now and then I realized that “spoiled foreign prince now owns a mostly-empty high-rise building in the middle of Manhattan after an arms dealer cut him a bargain” is a level of gritty realism I’m not sure you’re all ready for
On the other hand, “Immigrant Refuses to Vacate Stark Tower: prevents developers like Trump access to prime NY real estate” is absolutely the kind of headline I would like to see in the NY Times.
That’s A+ chaos, if you ask me.
Tag: avengers tower
*gasp*
Who hacked that!
in case anyone needs a reference
A life saver for all fanfics Tony Stark
I bet there are labels like this all over Avengers tower
Okay, but now I am imagining Steve figuring out how to use a printer just so he can put labels all over the tower:
Outside the air ducts: “No Climbing Inside. I’m looking at you, Barton.”
Inside the air ducts. “Clint, I’m very disappointed in you.”
By the coffee machine: “Coffee isn’t a food group, Stark. Eat a sandwich.”
Loki is the Philosopher King 