avengers infinity war – Page 4 – Loki is the Philosopher King

Thanos forgets that the things we eat are also forms of life

I was wondering about that. What about plants? I thought maybe Groot died just because he’s an *intelligent* form of life… but maybe Thanos really is that stupid.

mercrutiodidntdieforthis:

just-shower-thoughts:

Thanos probably had a 50/50 chance of removing himself from existence when he snapped his fingers which is why he looked relieved afterwards

the only thing that would’ve made infinity war ok was if that bitch died too

That would be an especially satisfying instance of being hoist by one’s own petard.

wifeofanime:

mcu:

# PETER’S FACE

Guys, we know Tom Holland, that was 100% not in the script and his real honest reaction

yabitchass:

marisatomay:

anyway after thanos ruined everything the only way for tony and nebula to get off titan and to earth would be in quill’s ship so just the 2 of them in space sad as all fuck after watching their friends and loved ones be obliterated but they only have 70s/80s bops to listen to and they roll up to earth and rocket hears the tunes and thinks it’s the guardians but it’s just some rich asshole and gamora’s murder sister enjoying quill’s musical selections despite themselves like “waddup everyone is dead but this grief soundtrack is tight as shit”

This is so sad, Alexa play hooked on a feeling

epic-penguin-cupcakes:

jackpittgregor:

It really annoys me how they had Loki drop the tesseract. It is only one of like a million plot point driven dumb actions that the Russo Brothers had these characters do but its just so utterly ridiculous. It was the perfect opportunity for Loki to take him and Thor out of there but instead he dives on him and drops the tesserect.

Powers Loki has in other movies that he didn’t use:

freezing people

making duplicates

illusions

going to other realms with the tesserect

bringing himself into rooms out of thin air

crossing realms without the bifrost or tesserect

making people relive painful memories with a touch of his hand

I still cannot for the life of me understand how anyone can realistically consider Infinity War to be a well written movie…

This is a classic example of an “idiot plot”: a plot that can only get going because characters are acting inexplicably stupid. The expression is deliberately ambiguous; it can and should also be read as “plot written by idiots.”

kingloptr:

he ABSOLUTELY DESERVED IT THOUGH

IT JUST BOILS DOWN TO WHAT TYPE OF VILLAIN MOST PEOPLE WILL CONSIDER ‘BEST’ AND A COOL, WITTY, RELATABLE AND UNDERSTANDABLE VILLAIN WHO HAPPENS TO ALSO BE ATTRACTIVE WILL WIN THOSE NUMBERS EVERY TIME it’s just human nature!

Also, Thanos ended up being incredibly lame and Markus & McFeely’s attempts to make him “sympathetic” went over like a lead balloon.

warlcksbane:

#we all love loki’s “we have a hulk” line but can we talk about the moment after he says it? #because this shit is so important #as loki drops the tesseract, his first instinct is to protect his brother #he knows that hulk is by their side #but he also knows how strong he is #and how the fight between hulk and thanos migth be dangerous for everyone around them #so without second thought loki jumps to thor to protect him #to cover him with his own body #to keep him away from the fight #this shit proves once again how much loki cares about thor #and how his death is about protecting his brother #damn will I ever stop crying because of them