@petermaximoff MADE A FIRE FUCKING POST ABOUT THIS EXACT PHENOMENON AND I’D LIKE TO THANK YOU OP AND YOU SUNNY FOR STANDING UP FOR OUR MANS WHO HAS NEVER DONE ANYTHING WRONG IN HIS LIFE EVER
Thor: Look, I usually do but I have an axe now and Disney wants to make billions of dollars so things need to stay PG-13 and while the Motion Picture Association of America’s standards that inform their decisions on ratings are mysterious and ridiculous to navigate, I feel pretty confident that they don’t want me to go for your head with an axe if we are to remain at a PG-13 rating. I may be able to cut off your head with this axe if the camera cuts away at a precise moment before impact and your blood is a cartoonish shade of slime green, or if your body just disintegrated into confetti upon impact and it was partnered with a fart sound effect, but we don’t have time to negotiate those changes right now and frankly I think they would not fit with the overall feel of this moment.
When Star Lord said that Thor was tall “and not handsome” Peter’s head whIPPED UP and he looked extremey confused which is how a bi boy who has a crush on Thor would react check and mate
also in homecoming when he meets the thieves in avengers masks he tells the thor one “i thought you’d be more handsome in person” and does impressions of thor in the mirror. everyone talks about tony being peters hero and idol but his fanboy crush is totally thor
In every mcu movie Loki has always used his right hand for daggers and magic so him using his left hand in Infinity War is odd and after he dissapeared for several minutes only to pop back up and draw Thanos’s attention cocky as can be (he even insults him) to him is odder and after he looked in the tesseract which shows visions of future and assures Thor that the sun will shine on them will an emphasis on Will is really really odd and the fact that Loki had the tesseract which he has mastered in ways humans have not but didn’t attempt to use once to escape with Thor or to fight a Thanos with (He just freaking dropped it wtf no seriously wtf) is really really really odd
He used his left hand? Are we sure they didn’t just flip the frame? Film editors do that sometimes for aesthetic reasons.