marvel should just bite the bullet and admit that the only REAL way to make use of an ensemble cast the size of the one it’s been slowly accumulating over the past 10 years is to make infinity war a musical
*Mentally adding “for Frodo” during the Wakanda scene of the trailer*
Steve: The flip phone is lit. Tony calls for aid.
T’Challa: And Wakanda will answer.
Bucky and Sam bickering and keeping tallies like Legolas and Gimli during the fight(s)
“It’s a little tight across the chest,” Steve Rogers in his smedium t-shirt
*gollum voice* “Murderer” — Bucky, to himself
(I’m sorry)
“Not dark but beautiful and terrible as the dawn! Treacherous as the Seas!” says Loki (dramatically, of course)
A/N: I can’t wait to draw all these
Not Infinity War but…
Peggy: You’re late
Steve: Steve Rogers is never late, nor is he early, he arrives precisely when he means to
“You’ve left out one of the chief characters – Bucky Barnes. I want to hear more about Bucky. Steve Rogers wouldn’t have got far without Bucky.”
*Sam swoops in to save Bucky and Steve like the Eagles at the end of the Return of the King*
“They’re taking the army to Wakanda” — Tony, on the phone with Steve (à la “they’re taking the hobbits to Isengard” song)
“MUSTER THE DORA MILAGE” – KING T’CHALLA
Thanos: No man can kill me
Rocket: I am a raccoon!!! *pew pew pew*
Groot: I AM GROOT!!
Loki: I am Loki. Of Asgard!
When Elrond went to see Aragorn and dramatically gave him the Andúril. That, but with Tony going to Wakanda battle field and dramatically giving Steve his shield back.
the way i know avengers: infinity war is an unrealistic film is when thanos is strangling spider-man all spidey does is flail around, when clearly the best way that spidey could get thanos to knock it off would be to say something like “choke me daddy” and i bet that big purple bastard would haul ass away from spidey so fast
Thanos: abuses and tortures Loki
Loki: you just wait till my Daddy learns of this!
Grandmaster: ^Steps through the portal
Grandmaster: Is this man bullying you sweety?
Loki: yes, Daddy!
Grandmaster: melts Thanos’ ass with the metlstick
end credits roll with some shitty techno music
I s2g if Avengers 4 isn’t something like Avengers: Day at the Beach, Avengers: Needs to go to the Store for Milk, Avengers: Spring Cleaning Weekend, Avengers: Who Ate the Last of the Pizza?, I’m going to lose it.
Avengers 4: Battle of the Kings, Thor and T’Challa Play Mario Kart
Avengers 4: Do We Have A Legitimate Ant Problem Or Are These Scott’s Friends?
Avengers 4: Call Me Lord of Thunder One More Time, Loki I s2g
Avengers 4: Tony Stark and Space Tech, A Love Story for the Ages
I’m not sure this is a shot of Loki. I don’t remember his pants being like this. Or that flap.
Agreed.
LOKI IS BEING FORCED.
BREAKING
FUCKING
NEWS.
Those pants match Ebony Maw, another general. Statues of them were shown at D23.
This is Maw. Note his pants.
Same pants.
Ebony Maw is the persuader of the team. A manipulator and psychic attacker. In the INFINITY event a few years ago that introduced the Generals, Maw was functionally the most dangerous, because he was manipulating a central Avenger, and none of them knew until nearly too late.
Loki is the Philosopher King 