Rhodey: Talk to Steve. That’s what friends do.
Tony: Nope, I’m gonna wait until I’m on my deathbed, get in the last word, and then die immediately.
Rhodey: That’s your plan for dealing with this?
Tony: That’s my plan for dealing with everything. I have 77 argument I’m going to win that way.
Rhodey: Seems like a bad plan.
Tony: Now I have 78.
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And the grossness has started. The least a kidnapped, abused prisoner could do was to spare the feelings of her tormentor. Marvel and its fanboys deserve each other.
thanos: the universe has a finite amount of resources, so i’ve decided to assemble a reality altering gauntlet and use that to eliminate half of all life forms, thus ensuring the remaining life forms can live in peaceful worlds of plenty.
anyone else: why don’t you just use that gauntlet to create more resources
thanos:
They should’ve just had him be in love with Death. They could have repurposed Hela! Waste of a fucking obvious opportunity.
Loki is the Philosopher King 