“My beard!”
Tag: avengers assemble
If this doesn’t happen in Infinity Wars I’m gonna sulk so hard.
MCU Tony: I’m leaving the Avengers.
MCU Steve: Aw. 
You know, I really am gonna miss you.
616 Tony: I’m leaving the Avengers.
616 Steve: Ugh. This is so unfair.
616 Steve: My heart is so heavy. Unbelievable.
616 Steve: The Avengers should have just left me in the ice.
616 Steve: This planet is just too cruel, now. How will I bring myself to wake up in the morning?
616 Steve: Oh, agony.
AA Tony: I’m leaving the Avengers.
AA Steve: Oh? where’re we going?
Loki is the Philosopher King 