no i know what i want from my mister tony “have i not been warning you about space threats for years” stark
i want a Passive Aggressive comment. like i want *THAT* type of passive aggressive comment that’s been entrenched and rotting inside you for years and when it finally comes out it just slices right through people the way a paper cut does, it seems small and inconsequential but by god the sting comes eventually and it s t a y s
[deadpans while focusing on a screen] “guess at this point we might as well just die together”
[someone asks alien-related question] [tony immediately answers, flatly, from across the room] [everyone looks]
[maria hill:] so, was it last night that you became an expert in intergalactic diplomacy [tony stark:] about six years ago
[pulls out multiple anti-alien contingencies he’s put together for the team]
[someone:] you’ve been busy huh? what is this [tony stark:] [squints, as if trying to remember the name] six years of stuff no one helped me with. anyway
“I can’t believe we’re going against aliens again.”
“Yeah, me either,” Tony deadpans, straight into the camera. “It’s almost like we had this whole argument about threats in the future and I mean maybe someone said something.”
Loki is the Philosopher King 