Tag: and now for something completely different

pursuitofhapppinessss:

ten-and-donna:

dustbats:

I’m on medication that can make me spacey af, which can be a problem when I’m driving–like yesterday, for example, when my best friend was trying to help me avoid a pothole

he said “to the left,” and I just mumbled “take it back now y’all” and hit the pothole straight on

Literally crying

this is my favorite post on this website

demareth:

kitsurou:

kitsurou:

my brother just called me from the toilet??

“em this gonna be
weird but i just sat down on the toilet and then james called and hes on
the doorstep. could you let him in? beware, he’s dressed as freddie
mercury,”

its 2am

why

Friendship