I wonder if Thor’s Allspeak extends to animals
Bee: *is present*
Thor, turning to Tony: He says this stupid damn city needs more flowers and pollen-bearing plants because you’re making him have to work a 16-hour shift every day just to feed his wife and kids
Tony: What the fuck Thor we’ve talked about this
Dog: *Bark bark bark*
Thor, sternly: No, Captain America’s pants are not fit for consumption
Steve, with no idea that Thor can speak dog: ???!?!????!!!??
Fly: *hums*
Thor, leaping from his chair: Oh what the FUCK did you say about my hair?? Oh you want to fuckign go do you?? Is that what you fucking want??? Well Step the FUCK UP then you stupid ass buzzy BITCH *summons lightning*
DUM-E: *Beep boops*
Thor, patting Tony on the back: well done my friend
Tony: For what?
Thor: Your robot is telling me all about how well his dad oiled up his joints this morning and keeps saying ‘I love him’ on repeat. He has been doing this for an hour.
Tony, immediately tearing up: oh my fucking god Thor
Tag: all-tongue
Honestly is anything more pure than the fact that Thor Odinson took Tree-Language as an elective cause why the fuck not we don’t deserve him
OK but what happened to the All-Tongue or Allspeak or whatever was supposed to explain how Asgardians and Midgardians could understand each other?
That’s what I want to know. Maybe plants don’t count?
It’s possible that that only works within the Nine Realms. I think I need to rewatch that one episode of “Agents of SHIELD” with Sif and the Kree dude to see how they handled that. Not that the other MCU writers care what happens on the TV shows…
I mean, yes, it is possible, if we ignore Ragnarok. I find it difficult to imagine every single alien on Sakaar spoke a language from within the Nine Realms. Then again, that might have just been an oversight/plot hole.
The MCU plays fast a loose with Asgardian powers…
Oh yeah, good point. The MCU also plays fast and loose with logic in general…
Honestly is anything more pure than the fact that Thor Odinson took Tree-Language as an elective cause why the fuck not we don’t deserve him
OK but what happened to the All-Tongue or Allspeak or whatever was supposed to explain how Asgardians and Midgardians could understand each other?
Loki is the Philosopher King 