I’ve never much liked these “the signs as” things because I’m a Libra and the Libra one never really fits me. (My ascendant sign is Gemini, and often that’s a little better, but here I’d say Taurus and Virgo are more accurate.) The cat in the Libra gif does look like my cat, however, so maybe I’m the guy with the balloon.
Sea otters and giant river otters are like if someone got two artists to design a giant otter, but ended up with two very different ideas on what they should look like cause one draws hello kitty fanart and the other was a nihilist.
Ok, but like… seriously.
this looks like sea ottters reacting to the incredible violence of a river otter
I want Freya to break into my house and use her
falcon cloak to strangle me, killing me instantly
The Lokasenna but every time someone is
kinkshamed it gets faster
Self-care is putting your hand inside a giant
wolf’s mouth
Wake Brynhildr up (Wake Brynhildr up inside)
“Girls are so hot. Guys are so hot. Why is
everybody so hot?” “It’s Ragnarok, and Surtur’s already fucking shit up”
Date a boy who thinks goats make wonderful pets
Are you a Frigg wlw or a Fulla wlw
“Are you a man or a woman?” “I’m Loki” “No, I
mean, what’s your gender?” “Mischief” “Ok, but what’s between your legs?” “Sigyn,
generally. Or Angrboda. Or Svadilfari. Or Odin, that one time…”
Brace
yourself: Fimbulvetr is coming
Njord: *takes a deep breath* I lo- Skadi: yes, you love the sea, I know, you love the sea so much, it’s the light of your life, you love it so much, you just love the sea, I KNOW, you love the sea you fucking love the sea ok I know, I get it, YOU LOVE the sea. I GET IT.
“don’t talk to me or my eight-legged foal ever
again”
Mani: *currently engaged in a flame war over mooncourse with Artemis*
Odin: *disguised as a harmless old wanderer* A buddy of mine saw Odin take his shirt off in the shower and he said that Odin has an eight pack, that Odin is shredded Frigg: Your friend’s a liar, Odin is a punk bitch
I love each and every one of these and I need more
the normalization of jealousy as an indicator of love
the idea that a sufficiently intense love is enough to overcome any practical incompatibilities
the idea that you should meet your partner’s every need, and if you don’t, you’re either inadequate or they’re too needy
the idea that a sufficiently intense love should cause you to cease to be attracted to anyone else
the idea that commitment is synonymous with exclusivity
the idea that marriage and children are the only valid teleological justifications for being committed to a relationship
the idea that your insecurities are always your partner’s responsibility to tip-toe around and never your responsibility to work on
the idea that your value to a partner is directly proportional to the amount of time and energy they spend on you, and it is in zero-sum competition with everything else they value in life
the idea that being of value to a partner should always make up a large chunk of how you value yourself
headcanon that since the slytherin common room is under the lake there’s a room where the walls and ceiling are glass and you can just see into the lake like an aquarium
headcanon that when this was first done the mermaids got really aggressive and hateful about it and started ramming the glass but since it was magic this just caused them injuries
until a deaf/hoh slytherin started to teach them sign language and it took a long time bit by the time they left hogwarts they and the rest of the house were communicating with the mermaids and on good terms
eventually it becomes a part of slytherin house culture you’re a slytherin you know sign language because if you don’t chat with the mermaids they get grumpy
this helps a lot of deaf/hoh students
this also gives slytherin the best grades of any house on all aquatic magical studies
the mermaids give terrible dating advice do not trust them
The most common mermaid dating advice, of course, being “Drown him”
Loki is the Philosopher King 