kaijutegu:

proteusolm:

There’s something really terrifying about the concept of being pursued by something that can only walk slowly after. Just slooowly following. You can chill for a while if you get far enough away but it’s still coming.

That’s called “persistence hunting” and it’s how humans hunted all sorts of megafauna to extinction, as well as what let our species become so disperse and so numerous. Our existence is a horror story told from the monster’s perspective.

Find your REAL Angel name

pedeka:

silverloke:

saltydorkling:

thebibliosphere:

vaspider:

mistresskabooms:

ladyofthefanart:

• First two letters of your last name
• First vowel of your first name
• Third letter of your middle name (or parent’s first name if you don’t have a middle name
• Last consonant of your last name
• Add IEL or EL to the end!

Ryaariel

Peanrel

Ok but that looks like some ill-advised alien race from Star Trek or … I don’t know. But it’s not good.

Deovriel sounds like a Dr Who villain.

Stidarkiel…

Sharkiel, i’m an angelshark!

Maransiel

I know I’m not supposed to take this seriously, but… the reason angel names all end in -el or -iel is because “el” is Hebrew for God and the names are all about something God did or does or is. Michael means “who is like God?”, Gabriel means “God is my strength,” Raphael means “God healed,” etc. The reason God comes at the end rather than the beginning of the name is that Biblical Hebrew is a VSO (verb-subject-object) language and also has no copula, so predicate nouns/adjectives sometimes function as verbs.

So the way to make your actual angel name is to find out what your real name means, translate it into Hebrew, and find a way to put God into it. For example, my (not real) name is Phil, which is the Greek root meaning “love.” My Biblical Hebrew is a little rusty, but I think I could angel-name-generate that into Ahavel (God loved), Ohevel (God loves), Ahaviel (God has loved me), or Oheviel (possibly “God loves me” but possibly also “God is my lover,” so maybe not).

People who are better with Biblical Hebrew than I am are welcome to correct me.

barpurplewrites:

thehumming6ird:

latent-thoughts:

lokiperfection:

martymartinloki:

mishasteaparty:

zero fucks given.

In that top right one, he totally reminds me of Prince Charles when that guy tried to assassinate him.

It does! lol

I laughed so hard I have tears in my eyes omg…

Reblogging for the Charles reference.

Prince Charles is now Loki’s alter-ego when he is on Midgard. Charles is thrilled by this and talks Loki into doing the public appearances he doesn’t want to do. There is some shenanigans when HRH Charles and Loki!Charles turn up at the same function. A certain ‘minor government official’ is ready to beat them both with his beloved umbrella.