Anyway, here’s a screencap of Tom Holland explaining how he found out he was gonna be Spider-Man for no other reason that he’s just really adorable and really happy
Jeff Sessions: I’m a strong supporter of state’s rights.
States: Okay then we’re legalizing pot.
Jeff Sessions: Whoa whoa whoa stop right there, bud. I was talking more about allowing states to discriminate against people I hate and deny civil rights. Weed is the devil’s lettuce.