Loki is the Philosopher King

When even the mainstream media sees that @staff is okay with nazis while getting offended at the female nipple.

thehuskinbee:

enoughtohold:

i think this is my favorite tumblr ad so far

She just goes there to knock everything off the shelves

Debra “The Bulldozer” Johnson

furbearingbrick:

sirtroyofbaker:

balalaikaboss:

ejacutastic:

I DIDN’T LEARN ABOUT THIS IN DRIVING SCHOOL

Stop says the red light, go says the green

Wait says the yellow light, twinkling in between.

KNEEL, SAYS THE DEMON LIGHT
WITH ITS EYE OF COAL
SAURON KNOWS YOUR LICENSE PLATE
AND STARES INTO YOUR SOUL

THIS IS ALWAYS FUNNY

I’ve only seen this legendary post in screenshots

gowombat83:

lukes-naughty-nephew:

huxnothugs:

Oh god lol

raesputin:

fluffmugger:

@langetombee

hearticho:

irish-luthor:

tumblr nsfw ban is gonna bring back cubism

#can’t flag the nipple if u can’t figure out where it is (via @irish-luthor)

fluffmugger:

actuallyfemalepresentingnipples:

notquitefemalepresentingnipples:

Are you not a woman?

Do you wanna see how long it takes for tumblr’s staff to disagree with you about that?

Feel free to submit pictures of your nipples, chest, tits, and general toplessness to this extremely stupid project!

Let’s see how long before tumblr’s management prove they know nothing about anything.

Now with Distaff Counterpart, for all the women who want to participate in this shitshow!

Tits are out, we are officially full Apocalypse.

pedeka:

statsbritain:

@statsbritain‘s boner is showing

I made a Dreamwidth account under the same user name, philosopherking1887. I also tried to import my Tumblr into a WordPress blog, but it was taking a very long time and I tried to reset it and it told me it could only do one import at a time… I’ll try again tomorrow, I guess.