cesare paciotti shoes with tiny swords on them!
Reminder that Tony Stark named the protocol that records everything Peter sees the ‘Baby monitor’ 😭😭
I literally have a list of protocols that I’m 90% sure Tony has in Peter’s suit based off the whole “Baby Monitor Protocol and “Training Wheels Protocol”:
Nap Time Protocol: triggered if Karen believes Peter is sleep deprived
Hide and Seek Protocol: triggered if Peter engages Enhanced Reconnaissance Mode
Skinned Knee Protocol: triggered if Peter is injured
Baby Gate Protocol: triggered if Peter’s tracker moves outside of NYC
Daycare Protocol: triggered if Peter is in the suit during school hours
Nightlight Protocol: triggered if Peter is out past curfew
Lights Out Protocol: triggered if Peter is in sensory overload
Pacifier Protocol: triggered if Peter is crying for a prolonged period of time


technically we’re ALL, always LARPing, because the Self is only a construct,
I want a new character
Then make one.
“Then make one” has the same energy as “then perish” but like. Opposite. Same and opposite.
Tom probably SAID he’s happy w/Loki’s arc, but Tom is known to be polite & sweet & kind & not likely to say a nasty thing about anyone, even someone who actively treats him badly. Naturally, he’ll say he’s happy w/Loki’s arc & thinks the world of Taika because he’s not the type of person to openly say he’s pissed off & feels mistreated or that a character of his was given a shit deal by the director/writers/co-star (Hemsworth), whom he cares about a great deal & views as a brother.
This is very true. Tom never says anything bad about anyone, or even critical of anyone.
It would be especially funny if Tom actually said, in so many words, that he “thinks the world of” Taika. Because anyone who watched that movie with a critical eye and emotional intelligence knows what that really means.
I wish Kenneth Branagh directed The Dark World and Ragnarok.
Yes!!
So much.
Honestly I was so disappointed when I found out KB isn’t TDW’s director. He was the obvious choice imo.
I have a fantasy in which Guillermo del Toro wrote and directed “Ragnarok.”















