me: okay i’ve complained enough about this it’s time to put it to rest
me five minutes later: actually you know what-
I’ve lost a few followers recently. I wonder if that’s because outside of my queue, I basically post nothing but shitposts, liveblogs of Whedon shows, complaints about life stress, and the occasional outburst of “Ragnarok” or “Infinity War” bile.
New goddess idea: She’s an earth goddess of the new age who’s domain is spinning and weaving, but specifically spinning and weaving gigantic structural steel cables for construction and other industrial purposes. Her skin is steel grey and hard to the touch and her hair is like long dredlocks of woven steel. She laughs at shitty architecture deigns that will fall apart if actually built and protects well-made bridges and buildings she likes. She might warn you of unforseen danger if you always wear your proper PPE.
Okay now what do I name her
O’sha.
Obviously
THAT’S PERFECT
I AM ALWAYS HERE FOR QUALITY WORKPLACE SAFETY REGULATION PUNS
That’s my goddess. 👍🏻
May O’sha bless you with earplugs that are comfortable and respirators that fit perfectly.
the only divinity where you don’t take your hat off in the temple – you put your hat ON.
Lady O’sha, she who watches over us. I beseech, keep our bodies whole and hale, with your vivid lines of warding and your glittering raiment’ orange. Keep our feet upon the road, with shield and cushion strong. Keep our hands upon the range, with glove and speed and keen hindsight. Keep our joints strong and our lungs breathing your hymns true. Keep our service in your name, Lady of Caution, Lady of Awareness, Lady of the Workplace. Guard our service from the cheapskate overseer, the cruel customer. Keep our contracts fair and our wages secured. I plead Lady O’sha, keep our people from harm and workmans compensation. We the Retail, We the Construction, we the Restaurant and Bartender. We the Manufacturing, we the Layperson and the Engineer. We your servers and your disciples.
he’s mirroring! cats do that to be social that’s also why they will lie on laptops or books. they want to do what their humans are doing because they enjoy being in the same room and socializing that way. getting him his own prayer mat was a really good idea bc now he gets to mirror without being in the way!
The other thing is that cats have a very good sense of time and tend to like regular schedules. If OP’s family members pray every day at the same times, in the same place, the cat knows the drill and probably considers this an official Household Activity which requires Feline Supervision.
It’s been three days since Loki began the attacks on Asgard. Fire rains from the nebulae but all he can do is run his fingers through the thin layer of dust in what was once his brother’s old chambers. But Thor is gone, and Loki is alone.
Loki is the Philosopher King 